- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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