- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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