- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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