- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Please don't shoot me

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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