What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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