A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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