A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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