- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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