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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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