- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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