- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

I put my baby in a microwave.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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