- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

God is real.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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