Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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