Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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