- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Blacks

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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