roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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