what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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