How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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