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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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