why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Your big dick.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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