- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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