Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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