- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

knock knock who's there ?

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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