- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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