Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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