- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

a person who will soon die of beeties

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yes

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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