whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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