Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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