What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Anti Joke

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