- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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