A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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