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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm Polish.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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