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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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