Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

thumb_up thumb_down -40

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A dancer walks into a barre

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

69.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

thumb_up thumb_down +7

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops