If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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