- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

pull my finger (farts)

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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