What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

thumb_up thumb_down +10

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Cripples are lame.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops