- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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