- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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