hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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