How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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