- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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