- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

69...you know how awkward this is now...

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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