- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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