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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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I'm rick james bitch

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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