what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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