why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Do you play piano? No

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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