What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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