what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Anti Joke

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