- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why are white people white? I don't know

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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