- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

knock knock... ...no answer

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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