- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Jimmy Saville

homosexual rights to marriage

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

bite me

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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