- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

haha black people :D

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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