It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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