TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Albert your flies undone.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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