Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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