- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

black people

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Guest what in the butt

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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