Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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