Golf.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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David Cameron

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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