- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Allah walked into AK Bar

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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