why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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