A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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These Jokes suck.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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