- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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