If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Feminism.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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