An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Dwarf Shortage

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

My cat just died.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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