- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Women's professional sports

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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