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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

I'm so punny.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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