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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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