- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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