- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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