How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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