What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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