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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Chris is hairy

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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