Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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