What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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