- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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