What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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