What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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