- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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