Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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