What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Corn Muffins

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Blacks

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Women.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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