Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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