What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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