- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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