Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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