What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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