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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

The chickens have become self-aware!

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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