- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Want to hear a joke? No.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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