- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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