why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

I'm homeless.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My spelling is horrible

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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