- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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