Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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