- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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