- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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