Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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