What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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