- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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