A gay man watches football.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

steven hawking walks into a bar

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Grace Ackerson

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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