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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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