- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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