- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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