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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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