- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Good job, son.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

9/11

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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