Im taking a shit right now.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Yellow People !!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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