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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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