- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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