- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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