what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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