Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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