Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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