- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

quantum physics?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

a man makes a bad joke

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