How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Tony Romo

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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