- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Jack Stevens

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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