- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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