why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Tony Romo

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Cripples are lame.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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