- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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