What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Jack Stevens

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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