What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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