- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

knock knock... ...no answer

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??