A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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