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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

will you like this joke my sources say no

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!