- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Jesus Christ

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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