Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Once upon a time a was born

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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