Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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