Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What is life? Paul.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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