- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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