All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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