Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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