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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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