- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What fires shots? A gun

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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