What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

This is not a joke.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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