- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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