if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

We found a cure for cancer. Death

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the new green? Green

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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