- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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