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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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