I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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