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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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