Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

I have cancer. And you're next.

this website is a bad joke

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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