- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!