youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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