- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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