- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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