- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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